| Eminem "Slim Shady" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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My Name is... MTV Video version. * Bad words are replaced with a * Chorus: repeat 2X Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Can I have the attention of the class for one second?[Eminem] Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try **** and get messed up worse that my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla) Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft" I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass faster than a fat man who sat down too fast C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off!Chorus[Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!) Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians in a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more **** than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin ***** and name it after her (Here mom!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, *******'Chorus[Eminem] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO **** (WAH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Ask him if he bought a ***** mag and seen my ad Chorus Low,Down,Dirty Warning, this **** gon be rated R, restricted You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted Doctor slapped my momma, "***** you got a sick kid" Arrested, molested myself and got convicted Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. JekylDisrespectful Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo"Murder Murder Redrum" Brain size of a bread crumb Which drug will I end up dead from Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated "How in the **** can Eminem and shady be related?" Illiterate, illigitimate **** spitter ***** getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the ***** and did her Use to let the babysitter suck my **** when I was little'er Smoke a ***** while I'm ***** ****** Bette Midler Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler Y'all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler Didn't Ya? Bring your ***** I wanna see if this **** gon' fit in her (Redman Sample)I'm low down and I'm shiftee And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack'em And ask him where the **** did he get his **** raps from(repeat) I lace tunes, I'm out this world like Space Moons With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like braze wounds Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits Where's the ****, I wanna tamper with itI'ma let your grandpa hit it Mix it up with cocaine so her can't forget it **** it, maybe I'm a bum But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama *** So what I'm on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic beverage Losing all of my leverage Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage Smoked out like ? Band just making my neck itch What the f***? Gimme the tech ***** You just lost your tip, there's a pubic hair in my breakfast Got **** popping off like bottle cap tips Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama's chapped lips Slap hips, support domestic violence Beat your ******* a** while your kids stare in silence I'm just joking, is Dirty Dozen's really dust smoking? If all your ***** missing, than probably one of us broke in Chorus My head's ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling Lit it like Green Bay did when they ******* on New England I'm out the game, put the second string in This Brandy got my swinging Bobbing back and forth like a penguin Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English Make your mama be like "Ohh! This is good! Who sing this?" "Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it It's rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug ****." It was predicted by a medicI'd grow to be an addicted diabetic Living off liquid Triametic Pathetic, but I don't think this headache's ever vanishing Panicing, I think I might have just took too much Anasin Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue I think I'm dying, God is that you? Somebody help me, before I OD on an LPTake me to ER ASAP for and IV Mother**** JOP, they don't support no hip hop They say that's where it ends, the closest they gon come is Tupac It's politics, it's all a fix Setup by these white blue collared hicks Just to make a dollar off of black musicWith a subliminal ball of tricks But those can kiss *** and swallow ***** CHORUS More LYRICS coming soon! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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